Beach suit clad heroes

You know, speaking of making your own bikini bottom, does anyone get the feeling that a lot of those beach suit clad heroes might be a tad… wave hos… after a while? As in they should only attack into headwinds lest they be detected from several miles away by genitals with a head-cold? I mean, yeah, there’s probably nice absorbant foam padding keeping them from fucking the crushing blows being delivered to their bikinis, but it’s not like all that sensitive bodies and mechanics can take a hose down with a few liters of  sperm from dicks.

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